I grew up going to Church (fundamentalist, evangelical) at least three times a week. I’m down to no times a week and have been from many years, but I might reconsider if I knew there would be a Pastor Crist. At least on Easter:

 

 
“No we don’t have ministry time, we do have a petting zoo though!” John Crist imagines what church pastors are like on Easter, the Super Bowl of Christian holidays.

 

 
Happy Easter,
BuFoon Steve